waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
85% legs+10% hair+5% lip ring= Luke Hemmings
75% hair dye+15% kitten+10% eyebrow piercing= Michael Clifford
80% giggles+10% kangaroo+10% sunshine= Ashton Irwin
50% biceps+50% booty= Calum Hood
date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those